All I want is an SnK prison AU where Ymir and Christa are cellmates and everyone knows they’re in a relationship but they assume that Ymir did something awful while Christa didn’t really do anything bad but it turns out that Ymir robbed a bakery and Christa killed three people and burned down a house
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else